Adam Sandler Lyrics
Adam Sandler Lyrics
"The Buffoon and the Valedictorian Lyrics"
Kill Me or Cure Me Lyrics
Written by R Williams/G Chambers Oh, I'm your new best mate Help me self-medicate Things can all look great Stopped in this town to quench my thirst The bad man got here first Then the bubble burst Who's telling stories I can't handle shit And it's beginning to bore me J
Written by R Williams/G Chambers Oh, I'm your new best mate Help me self-medicate Things can all look great Stopped in this town to quench my thirst The bad man got here first Then the bubble burst Who's telling stories I can't handle shit And it's beginning to bore me J
Performed by Adam Sandler and Jennifer Lien
"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly."
Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"
Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a ro
The Weight Of Words Lyrics
By the time you read this letter I'll be far away from here I've left to find my fortune outside of the weir the world is not this island to dig and die for gold and how can I stay here with australia full of gold father won't forgive me so mother don't you cry for one day I'll return
le in that. She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn't she?"By the time you read this letter I'll be far away from here I've left to find my fortune outside of the weir the world is not this island to dig and die for gold and how can I stay here with australia full of gold father won't forgive me so mother don't you cry for one day I'll return
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."
[Buffoon eating popcorn]
Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It ta
Sure Shot Lyrics
I wanna do the right thing. I wanna be the sure shot. I wanna have my mind straight. I wanna have my point got. I wanna be a good man, I wanna have my act down. I wanna be the future and I wanna be right now. Sometimes I feel like I can change the world. But I don't know where to start.stes like someone jizzed all over it."
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin' mind!"
Valedictorian: "It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
Valedictorian: "It's puzzling w
Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the car]
Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."
[Buffoon walking away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."
Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk away]
I wanna do the right thing. I wanna be the sure shot. I wanna have my mind straight. I wanna have my point got. I wanna be a good man, I wanna have my act down. I wanna be the future and I wanna be right now. Sometimes I feel like I can change the world. But I don't know where to start.
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin' mind!"
Valedictorian: "It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
Valedictorian: "It's puzzling w
My Dick Lyrics
[Tony Sunshine] What's the deal baby? Somethin for you dickridin motherfuckers You non-believin ass motherfuckers Heheh.. to all my niggaz I love y'all Aiyyo Pun what's the deal baby? Cuban!!! Raoouuuul, whaddup mas? Joey Crack, what's the deal? T. Squaders, ??? ??? ???, Chance-a-million, ???
hy one person's fecal odor can be more overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person's internal metabolism."[Tony Sunshine] What's the deal baby? Somethin for you dickridin motherfuckers You non-believin ass motherfuckers Heheh.. to all my niggaz I love y'all Aiyyo Pun what's the deal baby? Cuban!!! Raoouuuul, whaddup mas? Joey Crack, what's the deal? T. Squaders, ??? ??? ???, Chance-a-million, ???
Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the car]
Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."
[Buffoon walking away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."
Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk away]