Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
"I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement) Lyrics"
Leaning on What Love Can Do Lyrics
Those lonely eyes they stare at me in silence I don't know what to do So much hurt So much arched back defiance It's gonna break something soon
Those lonely eyes they stare at me in silence I don't know what to do So much hurt So much arched back defiance It's gonna break something soon
So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak
Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak
You just found out your toilet's overflowed
And your smoke detector's smoking and your heater's gonna explode
But
I'll repair for you (when the roof starts to fall)
I'll repair for you (all the cracks in your wall)
I
Hit Parade Lyrics
I'm gonna go to the party tonight And do you think my ??? is stuck on right I don't like punking and I don't like dope Just give me a blow-job and a lime with coke
'll repair for you (every nail, bolt and screw)I'm gonna go to the party tonight And do you think my ??? is stuck on right I don't like punking and I don't like dope Just give me a blow-job and a lime with coke
Your washer's busted and your faucet drips all night
You got some termites with a healthy appetite
Well have no fear, I'll patch up every hole
And I'm licensed and I'm bonded, even se habla espanol
So
I'll repair for you (when your doorknob is loose)
I'll repair for you (whe
Staertgebroet Lyrics
ontspronghen uuten rooden gloet doornighe , wurghende staerten teistrende plaeghen ghifspuytend anghelgebroet grilligh gheleet scurent ende gruysentn your plunger's no use)
I'll repair for you (with a caulk and hot glue)
I am prepared to tackle all kinds of paste and spackle
You got a leaky shower, I'll be there in an hour
With stucco, bricks and plaster, I am a Jedi master
We'll help you through your crisis
Check out our low, low prices too, yeah
Your floors are sag
But if you don't mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat
I'll repair for you, anything that you need
I'll repair for you, and my word's guaranteed
I'll repair for you, I'll rewire it too
I'll repair for you
I'll repair for you
I'll repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw
ontspronghen uuten rooden gloet doornighe , wurghende staerten teistrende plaeghen ghifspuytend anghelgebroet grilligh gheleet scurent ende gruysent
I'll repair for you (with a caulk and hot glue)
I am prepared to tackle all kinds of paste and spackle
You got a leaky shower, I'll be there in an hour
With stucco, bricks and plaster, I am a Jedi master
We'll help you through your crisis
Check out our low, low prices too, yeah
Your floors are sag
Mind Drive Lyrics
(Anderson/Squire/White/Howe/Wakeman) Don't forget to seek out the world If you want to stay [stake out] Your actions speak much louder than words And you
ging and your plumbing's shot(Anderson/Squire/White/Howe/Wakeman) Don't forget to seek out the world If you want to stay [stake out] Your actions speak much louder than words And you
But if you don't mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat
I'll repair for you, anything that you need
I'll repair for you, and my word's guaranteed
I'll repair for you, I'll rewire it too
I'll repair for you
I'll repair for you
I'll repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw