Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
"Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics"
Excarnation Lyrics
Human face etched in stone Human columns Hardened stone Memory inscripted Southwest facing epitaph Crepuscularic vision [Solo: Friesen] Exhumed the memory Depicted
Human face etched in stone Human columns Hardened stone Memory inscripted Southwest facing epitaph Crepuscularic vision [Solo: Friesen] Exhumed the memory Depicted
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down an
Too Far Down Lyrics
TOO FAR DOWN Luther Vandross and Marcus Miller (album: NEVER LET ME GO - 1993) Last time you thought of him, he thought of you And it proves the magic was for real Just then the winds of change Brought down the falling rain, so unexpected What should you do Now, you've got plans to change, some thin
d short is longTOO FAR DOWN Luther Vandross and Marcus Miller (album: NEVER LET ME GO - 1993) Last time you thought of him, he thought of you And it proves the magic was for real Just then the winds of change Brought down the falling rain, so unexpected What should you do Now, you've got plans to change, some thin
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so
Perfect Sense Lyrics
You like to run and I like to chill If I'm chillin' with you girl Every second that I have you know I will Spend with you You're into movies and restaurants And that's ok but Spending nights with you is what I want Cause I like it that way People say that it wont work We're not compatible As long
had them send me back to last Thursday nightYou like to run and I like to chill If I'm chillin' with you girl Every second that I have you know I will Spend with you You're into movies and restaurants And that's ok but Spending nights with you is what I want Cause I like it that way People say that it wont work We're not compatible As long
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly
Always Never Lyrics
[Lyrics - Alan Duffy / Music - Steven Wilson] I feel no pain Cos I'm an island I will remain In the deafness of your silence I love you sometimes Always Never He said you're here Here with me now I feel no gain When you're around me I'll try again In the darkness you astound me <
gates[Lyrics - Alan Duffy / Music - Steven Wilson] I feel no pain Cos I'm an island I will remain In the deafness of your silence I love you sometimes Always Never He said you're here Here with me now I feel no gain When you're around me I'll try again In the darkness you astound me <
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong